I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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