I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
