You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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