420 ftw
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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