you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
