I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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