Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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