Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize