Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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