I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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