normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Found your dick twin last night
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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