The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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