I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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