If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
