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is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
false alarm. still invincible.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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