Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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