Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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