You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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