Only a mothe r could love this liver
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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