But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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