a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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