This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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