can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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