i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Your penis caused this!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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