so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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