im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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