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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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