she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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