Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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