You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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