it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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