We got so high we made milksteak
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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