Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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