Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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