it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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