What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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