I CAN MOONWALK!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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