i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So squirting runs in the family.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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