There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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