Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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