Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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