so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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