I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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