For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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