just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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