how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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