Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
