it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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