she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
