She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
