i just google imaged poop.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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