Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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