I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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