Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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