no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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