Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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