It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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