I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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