in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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